If you could get away with:

[kindred]

Murder: The middle aged asshole driving a Mercedes that decided to come over in my lane without signaling. I tapped my horn and rode his ass...for which I receive a smug middle finger. How mature. Who the fuck does he think he is?

Grand Theft: Money. What else.

Rape: Vin Diesel. He's my new obsession.

[tinymike]

since no one has taken the initiative, I'll say it:

- Kill: Ken (slowly and painfully)
- Rob: Ken's dignity (what's left of it)
- Rape: Ken (in the ass with a rusty jagged edged pipe with salt and alcohol poured on him afterwards)

ya think that was too harsh?

And before Ken posts it: No, I haven't been drinking, and no I haven't gone near the Jack Daniels bottle again. I just thought I'd violate his thread the way he seems to violate everyone elses.

[KensPen]

oh grow up!
you kill?


I mean who would you have sex with, assuming "NO" is not an answer...
mo-ron.

[Goatweed]

Rape: Vin Diesel. He's my new obsession

[kindred]

Aww....cheer up, Goaty!

There's always the beach party!!!

[tinymike]

Originally posted by KensPen
oh grow up!

You first.....

you kill?

normally, no. but in your case, I'll make an exception.

I mean who would you have sex with, assuming \"NO\" is not an answer...
mo-ron.

Who have you had sex with in the past? That would be your answer.

[Goatweed]

Originally posted by kindred
Aww....cheer up, Goaty!

There's always the beach party!!!

but you're not obsessed with me - what am I doing wrong?

[kindred]

Buck up, camper! You still have two months to win me over!!! :moon:

[Goatweed]

I'll begin flooding your email inbox with nude pics tonight.

[kindred]

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