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Putting out a hit
#11
Quote:Originally posted by MYLF
Both Rolleyes


guess it depends on what you use. (both) :kiss:
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#12
Best way to commit murder?

Plot down a person's tendacies and where they are most likely to be.

Decide on one and destroy any documentation.

Get in your car 90 minutes before you have decided where they will be a pedestrian.

Drink just enough to make yourself legally drunk.

Hit them with your car, driving just over the speed limit.

Chug a beer in the car quickly and throw the can in the passenger feet well.

Call the cops telling them that you just hit someone.

You will get arrested for DWI and maybe 3rd degree involuntary manslaughter:

18 months and 36 months of parole.
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<center>Boy the way Glen Miller played,
songs that made the hit parade,
guys like us we had it made,
those were the days,
and you know where you were then,
girls were girls and men were men,
mister we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again,
didn't need no welfare states
everybody pulled his weight,
gee our old Lasalle ran great,
those were the days!</center>
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#13
you seem to have an interesting point of view. first hand experience ? or just a theory of yours?
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#14
Quote:Originally posted by Sloats
Best way to commit murder?

Plot down a person's tendacies and where they are most likely to be.

Decide on one and destroy any documentation.

Get in your car 90 minutes before you have decided where they will be a pedestrian.

Drink just enough to make yourself legally drunk.

Hit them with your car, driving just over the speed limit.

Chug a beer in the car quickly and throw the can in the passenger feet well.

Call the cops telling them that you just hit someone.

You will get arrested for DWI and maybe 3rd degree involuntary manslaughter:

18 months and 36 months of parole.

I'm forwarding this to the local authorities.
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#15
planning it is always bad, you get a worse sentance.


see i watch law and order!
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#16
Cop mentioned on tv, the best way to kill someone was driving drunk. It wouldn't be concidered murder....... you just have to hide any evidence that it was planned. A whole hell lot better than getting members of your satanic cult carve the living shit out of some one and then handing over the body in a tarp when you go fishing.....
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<center>Boy the way Glen Miller played,
songs that made the hit parade,
guys like us we had it made,
those were the days,
and you know where you were then,
girls were girls and men were men,
mister we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again,
didn't need no welfare states
everybody pulled his weight,
gee our old Lasalle ran great,
those were the days!</center>
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