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So, blame it on the stoners...
#1
...but Club Stinky was a miserable excuse for a forum.

I give you... The Pub.

Wanna' talk about a whore you fucked in the bathroom of Bar 9? No problem.

Drunk off your ass after finishing a six-pack of Yuengling Lager and a pint of Jack Daniel's? No problem. Wait a second... I just described my social life. Sad

Wha'e'er! Have fun.

R.I.P. Club Awesome
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#2
I puked in the bathroom at Bar 9 and was carried out repeatedly.


ahhhh Good times.
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#3
oh that was you...

honey, you were lying about shaving the asshole.
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#4
Well, stoners are, by their very nature, too lazy or too paranoid to be entrusted with something so <font color=green>high</font>-maintenance like <i>typing</i> worthwhile conversations. Rolleyes

Better to leave it up to the drunken masses then. Can't get those guys to shut up.
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#5
Quote:Originally posted by GreasyItalianPrincess
oh that was you...

honey, you were lying about shaving the asshole.


You're on to me.
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#6
Quote:Originally posted by Ninny
Quote:Originally posted by GreasyItalianPrincess
oh that was you...

honey, you were lying about shaving the asshole.


You're on to me.
Sad


i was more than that. you needed a sewing kit.
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#7
This forum has potential.

If you need anything, I'll be in here... nightly...
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#8
Where's Silera with her drunken stories of labias and the exact timing of when she takes her hangover shits??
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#9
Quote:Originally posted by Ninny
Where's Silera with her drunken stories of labias and the exact timing of when she takes her hangover shits??

She's spread eagle over a mirror.
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#10
Quote:Originally posted by IrishAlkey

She's spread eagle over a mirror.


Ingrown hairs again?
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