If I was gay:

[KensPen]

If I was gay:

I would laugh at Will and Grace.

I would have a better hair cut.

I would care about the Tony's

I would tell GIP I pluck my asshairs just for him.

[KensPen]

If I was gay:

I would drive a PT Cruiser.

I would feel better about ordering a Cosmopolitan.

[Suzie]

would you take it or give? Or both? Would you eat asshole?

[KensPen]

Suzie, the first question is REALLY hard to answer, both ideas are rather repellant to me, but
If I was gay:
I'd go the whole nine yards, and take it.

as to eating ass,
I love the ass of a hot woman, so I would assume a nice looking man ass would speak to me,


If I was Gay.

[IrishAlkey]

Will and Grace is one of the funniest shows on television.

Maybe you'd know that...

If you had a sense of humor.

[KensPen]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

the set up lines are obvious,
I get 80% of the punchlines out before they do,

the two supporting stars are funny,
and I get laughs from their physical comedy, BUT......

[60FeetUnderWater]

all I know is that that gal, Graces' friend, uh, whatever her name is, needs a deep down dicking. She has sex appeal in that snobbish, Upper West Side, "I will F you til you shut the fuck up", label-whore kind of way.

and yes, I'd bang Grace too.

and no, for the record - not gay.


But if I were gay - I'd send Ken some hot U2Us...call him "Papi" and such.

[IrishAlkey]

I've decoded this thread.

Ken is admitting he's gay and he's secretly telling us what he wants.

You go, girl.

[GreasyItalianPrincess]

does this mean that Ken will indeed pluck out his asshairs just for moi?

[IrishAlkey]

I request that be discussed off the board.