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A lot of weird stories coming out of Germany lately...
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BERLIN (Reuters) - A German man woke up to find himself stark naked in the middle of a street after sleepwalking from home, police said Thursday. The 37-year-old man called police in the southern town of Buchen at around 6 a.m. after discovering he had left his house keys at home.
"The man waited naked for police at the phone booth, who gave him a raincoat to wear," said a police spokesman.
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He was probably having a dream about David Hasselhoff.
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how many german ales did he have in him when he "slept walk" out there?
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Quote:Originally posted by FollowThisLogic
He was probably having a dream about David Hasselhoff.
I hope not....
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Quote:Originally posted by Ronin
how many german ales did he have in him when he \"slept walk\" out there?
The funniest part about the story was that he had 5 French POWs near him when he woke up.
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reef- that was just way too fuckin wrong. Thank you for being personally responsible for the next series of nightmares and cold-sweats I'll have.
and to think , i was about to go out for lunch. I've lost my appetite (probably for the rest of the week).....
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methinks he doth protest too much.
actually ken, i'm secure enough in my masculinity to be able to state a man is attractive when that said man IS actually attractive. My nightmares will be from the image of a non-attractive, extremely hairy David Hasselhoff in a speedo. That's almost as bad as picturing GIP in a speedo.
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and how much time a day do you devote to picturing that?
