Is there a problem Mr. Lawrence?

[Flock of Moosen]

The greatest site ever created!

The Fraternal Order of Zabka

[header]

Too bad he never did put him in a body bag.

[jewdown]

FEAR DOES NOT EXIST ON THIS WEBSITE! YES SENSEI!!!

Stupid fucks couldn't even get the damn line right.

they forgot the "Does it?" and its "NO Sensei"

ASS wipes

[Flock of Moosen]

Either I slept through this part everytime I watched the movie, or IMDb is making shit up.

[Johnny approaches Daniel at school, and gives him an application for the All-Valley Tournament]

Johnny Lawrence: Here. You'll need to fill this out and send it in, okay? Just so they'll know where to claim the body.

Daniel: Let me ask you something... We both know you can stomp me, so why rub it in?

Johnny Lawrence: [shrugs] Maybe I like to.

Daniel: Ever stop to ask yourself if maybe HE
[obviously referring to Kreese]

Daniel: might be wrong? At least, about some things?

[Johnny has to turn away and count to ten to keep himself from exploding]

[header]

You must've missed it. I remember it slightly.

[Flock of Moosen]

Now I have to watch it again for the 101th time.

[Topper Harley]

his hairstyle alone deserves a fan club

[Topper Harley]

Rooner-esque!

[header]

if he gained a hundred pounds and grew an abe lincoln beard, he'd be all kewl

[Topper Harley]

he'd be cooler than you