Official Cock Thread....

[Ninny]

When is was little id call my mom a cunt, whore, slut, etc. and shed call them back at me. It was like a little game.....i think?.

[The Brain]

That somehow explains so much, dear.

* Pats Ninny politely on the head, then slowly starts to back away toward the door. *

[Ninny]

hehe no seriously it was a game, my Mother was a lovely human being.

[The Brain]

Originally posted by Ninny
hehe no seriously it was a game, my Mother was a lovely human being.

Oh, how you must miss those bygone halcyon days.

<img src=http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0783117531.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg> :lol:

[RapeFantasizer]

I listened to O&A every single day for 3 years, I was a huge fan. But I have to agree with Ninny here, I wouldn't mind seeing some of the member's penises. Like she said, if you don't wanna look, don't open the forum, it's pretty simple. I do disagree on one thing, I enjoy looking at penises. And it's totally different than watching porn, knowing the person is half the excitement. I watch more porn than most people but it isn't about getting off. It's seeing the penis of someone you know, and the fact that someone you know has the balls (pardon the pun) to post such a pic on a board where half the people have met them in person.

[60FeetUnderWater]

you women want to see our junk so bad?

I say come out to the Gathering at Donovens Reef on August 23rd, seek out some fellow members of this board and ask us to whip'em out.

After having a couple of drinks, I'm sure some guys would love to show you their mule personally....





in privacy....














right before they try to get a handy or hummer from ya.


oh, and to stay on topic:

the length of a mans' penis (when "alert") can be determined without even having him drop his pants.

Simply observe the distance between the tip of the guys' middle finger down to his wrist line. This does not account for any curvature the penis may have but the shaft distance is accounted for.

seriously. go ahead - measure us out at the Gathering.

[Ninny]

Yes, let me just go to a gathering for a show that i never even listened to.

Sounds liek a swell idea to me.

[60FeetUnderWater]

hmmm..well, ok terrific!




guess I won't see you there.

:disappointed:

feel free to loosen up and change your mind between now and the gathering. For th efan or non-fan, it should be a great time nonetheless. And don't worry - no pop quizzes or anything.

and you don't have to be 21 to get in. all ages allowed.

(I'm a plug WHORE!!!!)

uh, staying on topic...uh...yeah...Penis. uh hmmmm. yup - I have one of those...

BJs - the wetter, the better.

never ignore the sack. never deny us a good sack tussling while bobbing your mouth up and down the shaft.

[Ninny]

I view the first couple of lines in your last post a vain attempt to get me to this gathering.

Ah as well i have plans, that night i'll be washing my hair or somesuch.

[60FeetUnderWater]

so, you'll be staying home and masturbating the night away?


[Dice]
Goo' fo' you!

I'll leave you with some ad campaign slogan ideas for this thread:

Penis - when a dildo just won't do.

Penis - Long, strong, down to get the friction on.

Penis - just pipe down and suck on it. Don't ask questions, don't hesitate just open wide and allow us to orally fornicate.

Penis - It's whats for dinner!