Morning coffee slut.

[Toronto Hottie]

Dear Morning Coffee Slut:

FUCK YOU.

While I can grasp that it doesn't take a fucking rocket scientist to qualify for your minimum wage job, I'd still have to say you're a poster child for justifiable murder.

How can someone capable of grasping the English language not get this: "THREE MILKS - (this is the complicated part) - NO SUGAR"?????

I've tried speaking slower for you, I've mixed up my verbage, "NO sugar, triple milk", "LOTS OF MILK, NO sugar", "PLEASE DON'T PUT SUGAR IN", etc, I've even intentionally underpaid you, all in nickels and pennies.

My next step shall be to take your fat rolls, roll you up in them like the tub of shit that you are, stick you under my back tires and make you the physical equivalent of the useless splotch of shit in society you truly are.

And while I'm at it: IF I WANTED A CUP OF COFFEE IN HALF A FUCKING HOUR, I'D GET ONE IN HALF A FUCKING HOUR, there's only a coffee shop every three goddamn doors. WHY so fucking hot???? Some people are truly too stupid to waste our depleting oxygen supply. I may just take up a protest.

PM me if you'd like to sign the list.

[Hawt Baux]

If it's any consolation you just made me laugh for the first time ever.


Um....Fuck You to the Mexicans that all work at my local coffee shops, i dont trust you enough to buy coffee from you.

[Silera]

IF I WANTED A CUP OF COFFEE IN HALF A FUCKING HOUR, I'D GET ONE IN HALF A FUCKING HOUR, there's only a coffee shop every three goddamn doors.

I hate to be the voice of reason, but why not burn down that coffee shop to the ground and then hit up the next one three blocks down?

[60FeetUnderWater]

I hate to be the voice of reason, but why not burn down that coffee shop to the ground and then hit up the next one three blocks down?

or you could go behind the counter, kill the bitch and make it yourself...

just the way you like it.

[Dis·grun·tled]

Need...my...coffee...now, Bitch! And get it right this time

[JimmyBlueEyes]

And this is why I don't drink Coffee at all. But I'll sign your petition Hottie.

[Toronto Hottie]

I live in the country (well 50 mins north of TO anyways, with no traffic). It's the closest drive thru. I don't like people in the morning, therefore it's safest for all involved for me to stay in my vehicle. She's got me over a barrel damn her.

[Toronto Hottie]

Originally posted by Hawt Baux
If it's any consolation you just made me laugh for the first time ever.


Um....Fuck You to the Mexicans that all work at my local coffee shops, i dont trust you enough to buy coffee from you.

You are the Simon of this board. I give you my best stuff goddamnit.

[Sloats]

Since they can't get your coffee order right, DON'T GO THERE!!!

So, let's address your next problem: you need coffee (or some stimulant) in the morning and you don't want to interact with anyone:

1) Coffee with a timer and a nice travel mug. (And possibly a bean grinder)

2) (More viable) Take some speed in the morning.

[GreasyItalianPrincess]

Try DECAF


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