Fuck Me Boots

[Hawt Baux]

Once i got sucked into the vortex i forgot what the question was.

[Toronto Hottie]

Originally posted by TooCute
Sew some elastic into the top of them - or the highest part of the boot where the entire circumfrence of the boot actually touches your leg.

you can also buy grippy tape, the kind you find on some strapless bras and thigh-high hose, or around the ankles of running tights.

but the heels are only an ince high? forget it, just get your self a new pair of REAL fuck me boots!

Not a bad suggestion actually, though I can't so much as sew a goddamn button on. I actually was given a simpler one, handwash the tops with mild soap and light starch, let them dry all crunched up in elastics and shit. Should extend their lifespan a little.

And damn, they're actually an inch and a half, which puts me at 5'9, that's tall enough for a chick - not to mention they cost me a goddamn arm and leg. USD.

Shove the heel up my ass and call it a night.

If I have to retire them.....what a way to go!! Is there room though?

[vampchick]

what do you all think of my fuck me boots, not quite the over the knee kind but gets the job done

[Hawt Baux]

Fuck me concrete cinderblocks?

[Crack Hitler]

fuck me herman munster comes to mind

[vampchick]

fuck all of you, they make me tall and they look hot

[Crack Hitler]

ok, whatever you say, their your boots and if you like them thats all that counts.

[stickyfingers]

i would suggest knockin 'em

and yes those boots do look pretty hot...probably better than MOST girls calves which are either cankles or just plain not in shape

[Keyser Soze]

those are the most unattractive boots i've ever seen.

[vampchick]

those are the most unattractive boots i've ever seen

ok, you dont like my fuck boots, lets see yours....