What would You Rather Be?...

[The Brain]

Ew. Thats what you use youre Brain for, thinking of stuff like that?

Bro, he would opt to be blind <i>so he can deliberately bang ugly chicks</i>. I'm just trying to save him.

[Hawt Baux]

I forgot to answer my own poll.

Um i picked mute even though i think that if i was being horribly attacked that i would die because i wouldnt be able to scream for help.

[Flock of Moosen]

Originally posted by Hawt Baux
I forgot to answer my own poll.

Um i picked mute even though i think that if i was being horribly attacked that i would die because i wouldnt be able to scream for help.

Well, if that's the case, may I suggest .....

[JimmyBlueEyes]

I'd rather be Stephen Hawking. SImply put, I would be really smart and all the money I would make on patents and stuff would keep me comfortable and would provide my family with the good life for generations to come. And I could create a warp engine for all those star trek geeks so they can go all over the place.

[Six-Pack]

Deaf.

At least then I could ignore all the stupid things people say in conversation ("Sorry, can't hear you, I'm deaf. No, I don't want a lap dance, stop bugging me.")


Shit, I've already pretended to not be able to hear people to get them to leave me alone. Plus you can read lips to get around it (a definite plus when dealing with hot chicks.) No one's ever pretended to be blind or mute, so deaf definitely is the best. If you don't pick it, you're a loser

[sweet angel]

I picked mute...you can always write down what you want to say. In some cases, just a look will suffice.

[60FeetUnderWater]

Originally posted by sweet angel

I picked mute...you can always write down what you want to say. In some cases, just a look will suffice.

exactly.

Hence my vote for "mute".

[GreasyItalianPrincess]

Mute: still can communicate.

Blind/deaf...actually missing something

Hawking: can't use my dick. Fuck the space-time continuim

[The Brain]

Originally posted by GreasyItalianPrincess
Hawking: can't use my dick. Fuck the space-time continuim

Exactly. If Hawking was really so ingenious, he would've already built himself a cybernetic body.

<img src="http://www.businessworldindia.com/archive/010122/stephen%20hawking.jpg">

He's a hack scientist, I tell you.

[vampchick]

i picked deaf because i already know sign language, so i would be able to communicate. wait can i take back my vote and say blind, cause like ninny im pretty much blind without out my glasses/contacts and it wouldnt be much of a strech to be completly blind. fuck.