I wish I had my own Killer Robot

[60FeetUnderWater]

so I could dispatch him to kill off some you fuckin assholes. But namely, Topper.

Some of you just make me sick with your nosy meddling ways.

Why is it such a concern if someone is reprimanded by being sent to the hole? Does holing someone rob you of your ability to live your life all normal and healthy like and such? The Man, are you not allowed to view the Dow Jones or Nasdaq when someone is holed or banned? Does your portfolio take a dive or something?

No, it does not.

Topper, thank you for shitting all over the board. I'd fuckin hole you myself but then I'd have to deal with a plethora of whiny nosy fucks asking why you were holed, as if they couldn't see that you topped numerous threads with the now-annoying-to-look-at-word, "fagg"


*disclaimer* I do not really want topper or any of you dead but thats only because I'd have to deal with consequences like "being prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law" and other annoying things like"jailtime" and "no parole" and such.

Oh, and because it really isn't worth killing someone for being a cockface poster.

But god damn do I find myself fighting the urge every so often.

[The Man]

You take yourself way to seriously
You take this position way too seriously
You have no sense of humor
You are an uptight, miserable little cunt

Outside the board, I would imagine no one wants to hang out with you because you are a wet blanket, who just whines and complains about everything like you do here.

Because of that, you are so easy to get riled up. It is so easy to piss you off to the point your head it about to explode. That makes the board immensely enjoyable for me.

I don't cause a ruckus at the other board, not because I have more respect for it or anything, but because there are not people there who post much who are just devoid of any semblence humor; who can't laugh at themselves; who take every issue as serious as a heart attack. Yet, there are many people here. And happily for me, many also have mod power, which means that not only do you all offer fertile ground to pick on and expose as childish and humorless, but you're also on power trips because of the mod power which you also take way too seriously and so we get to watch as you pathetically threaten to punish people and try and wield that power to earn respect of the same people who picked on you your entire life for being meek, whimpy, unathletic, and altogether a bear to be around.

[Keyser Soze]

he's also a moderator on saveopieandanthony.net

http://www.saveopieandanthony.net/phpBB2...php?t=2433

seems like he's just as popular there

DAMN DOT NETTERS!!!

[Hasegawa]

Thanks Dr. Weird.

[madmick]

Fucking drama queens.

[Flock of Moosen]

Originally posted by madmick
Fucking drama queens.

Yeah! If we had some scream queens, it would be a different story.

[GreasyItalianPrincess]

keyser: who cares if he posts elsewhere. irrelevant.

[Keyser Soze]

the point is, he's an overmoderating douchebag there too.

[60FeetUnderWater]

Originally posted by Keyser Soze
he's also a moderator on saveopieandanthony.net

http://www.saveopieandanthony.net/phpBB2...php?t=2433

seems like he's just as popular there

DAMN DOT NETTERS!!!

Keyser, thats an outright lie.

I have no special/magic buttons there.

Never did.


Galty, has it ever occured to you that maybe when I post, I do it for ME first and then for whoever wishes to read it? You ass. Fuck you and your judgements, you do not know me at all. You don't know shit about me. Those who have met me know what I'm really about.

This is just how I post ONLINE. This is not my life nor do I fuckin care that I had buttons. I never asked for the position and now that I'm stripped of it, it changes nothing for me, except the fact that I can't add cute lil statuses to you folk, nor move threads or do any other fun lil' chore that mods and admins get to do.

You talk and talk and talk as if you are so fucking qualified. You've never met me, you're the kind of pussyfaggot fella that prefers to bark loudly from the sanctity of his uppity lil' abode, wherever that is rather than say it to someones face. Coward.

I have the balls to go to gatherings where people who claim that they hate me attend and the end result? Nothing happens. If anything, people realize that I'm not that bad of a guy. A bit too nice, if anything. And if I'm wrong and people walked away hating me more after meeting me, well, fuck them. I don't care. Their fuckin' loss. I'm good peoples, bitch.

So yeah, whenever hanging with me in person (and I ask all who have met me), DO I provoke or complain or do anything reflecting what Galty has described as to my demeanor? NO. I kick back and have a good time, relish the fact that I actually enjoy some people in person as well as their online persona.

If I rant and rave from time to time it's because quite simply, I have the right to.

And because I do this, you feel you have an accurate read as to who I am in real life? No sir, not at all. You only know my posting tendencies, my god awful wacky zany posting style and yes, what annoys me from time to time while hanging on this board.

Now, let me break this down for you in case I've lost you:


A messageboard is a place where people post.

People tend to post what they are thinking or feeling at the time.

I, at times, do get annoyed at some fuckers and I actually enjoy posting about it. It's called "venting my frustrations through the art of writing". Its' fun. Weeee.

Its who I am and that's not changing. Its the way I've posted from the get-go.


And lastly Galt, if I didn't have a sense of humor, I would have never laughed my ass off at all the fuckin O&A shows that I've listened to, or never attended a George Carlin show or seen the countless of hours of stand up comedy...for starters.
Take your judgements of me and choke on them.

Fuck you.

[60FeetUnderWater]

Originally posted by Keyser Soze
the point is, he's an overmoderating douchebag there too.

ASSHOLE.

I am not a mod there.

Stop it, with the all misleading and the lying, please.