And then one time....in band camp.....

[Toronto Hottie]

We've all got a cool, embarrassing, or scary story. Fags with faggy stories, expect to be tooled on. These are just moments vividly recalled in my life. No specific order, just whichever one I think of as I go.

An easy one: On a dive one time in Mexico, as I'm descending, and checking down to see my status, all I can see is sand. Just like a sandstorm and it's blasting up. As I got down closer, I was actually descending directly upon a massive stingray. It was huge. I had to swim a good 2 feet to not drop on it. It was incredible.

[dru]

[crickets] chirp [/crickets]

[Austin]

That's nice.

[Flock of Moosen]

I took a shit in a bathtub once.

Does that qualify as a cool, embarrassing, or scary story?

[dru]

ha ha - you're stupid

[Flock of Moosen]

:bouncy:

[dru]

[reefdwella]

The other day, this real annoying woman in my office calls me up and starts yapping for about 10 minutes straight. I want to her to get off the phone, but I don't want to be rude. So I used my cellphone to call my line and when the busy signal chirped in, I told her I had to take that call and was done with her. It's my new favorite trick for annoying people on the phone.

[JimmyBlueEyes]

One time in Gitmo(Guantanamo Bay Cuba for those of you keeping score at home) I got caught pissing off the side of my ship. And I passed out in the bathroom in a bar in the Dominican Republic.

[Flock of Moosen]

Originally posted by JimmyBlueEyes
And I passed out in the bathroom in a bar in the Dominican Republic.

Is that when you got a good shot in the ass?