Begin the Stacy with Implants conspiracy... now.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Fact: Stacy has said while she doesn't need them she would not mind getting implants.

Fact: Stephanie said the same thing.

Fact: Test was right. How can a girl who gave a lapdance to Scott Steiner be more of a whore?

Fact: Stacy nor test has not made any appearances since the last week's Raw. No vignette on Summerslam. No appearance tonight.

Of course, this could be another one of my false alarms, but we're at DefCon 2 right now.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Conspiracy over.

Test was scheduled for Raw, to be served up to Goldberg and be murdered.

Goldberg ixnayed the match. Which is why he wasn't on.

We're back to Defcon 4.