Fantasies

[The Brain]

Originally posted by Lord Magus
Generally.... yes, just not at work (though THAT one was an exception, and before the comments start, let's make it official for the new forums...


I am NOT gay!!!)

Courtesy of <a href=http://www.m-w.com/home.htm target=new>Merriam-Webster</a>:
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Main Entry: ¹gay
Pronunciation: 'gA
Function: <i>adjective</i>
Etymology: Middle English, from Middle French <i>gai</i>
Date: 14th century
<b>1 a</b> : happily excited : MERRY <b>b</b> : keenly alive and exuberant : having or inducing high spirits
<b>2 a</b> : BRIGHT, LIVELY <<i>gay</i> sunny meadows> <b>b</b> : brilliant in color
<b>3</b> : given to social pleasures; also : LICENTIOUS
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So, why exactly aren't you happy? Is anything wrong?

Oh, I see, you're denying this:
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<b>4 a</b> : HOMOSEXUAL <b>b</b> : of, relating to, or used by homosexuals <the gay rights movement> < a <i>gay</i> bar>
synonym see LIVELY
- gay <i>adverb</i>
- gay·ness <i>noun </i>
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Well not to worry, we got someone to fill in for you around here. His name's Rooner.

[Silera]

I only have financial fantasies.

Winning the lotto or getting hit by a car and cashing in on serious lawsuit money are neck and neck.

I usually walk over subway grates hoping they'll cave in and day dream about buying a home.

[Flock of Moosen]

Originally posted by Silera
I only have financial fantasies.

Winning the lotto or getting hit by a car and cashing in on serious lawsuit money are neck and neck.

I usually walk over subway grates hoping they'll cave in and day dream about buying a home.

HOT!!!

[The Brain]

Originally posted by Silera
I only have financial fantasies.

Winning the lotto or getting hit by a car and cashing in on serious lawsuit money are neck and neck.

I usually walk over subway grates hoping they'll cave in and day dream about buying a home.

In a related twist, Alkey fantasizes that if you got hit by a vehicle, it would hopefully resemble this:

<img src=http://www.pixelography.net/media/icetruck.jpg> or perhaps <img src=http://www.farrelldistributing.com/images/truck_left%20copy.jpg>

[TheGameHHH]

sadly, my fantasy is a thousand pounds of pot for free

[Wookies Cruel Circus]

"Fantasies," by Toronto Hottie


This is SO not the thread I thought it would be.

[Hawt Baux]

Originally posted by Wookies Cruel Circus
This is SO not the thread I thought it would be.

None of her threads ever are.

You get used to it after awhile.

[Gonzo]

Having vaginal intercourse is usually good enough for me.

[JimmyBlueEyes]

After a lot of thought, I have narrowed it down to five ladies.

Alyssa Milano
Jennifer Coolidge(Stiflers Mom)
Catherine Bell(See this months Stuff Magazine)
Salma Hayek
and
Lucy Liu
just naughty things....dirty naughty fun things.

[Raven]

Originally posted by Lord Magus
Generally.... yes, just not at work (though THAT one was an exception, and before the comments start, let's make it official for the new forums...


I am NOT gay!!!)

there are no trips to the ATM here