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Quote:I think it's because I felt all greedy lying there not doing anything.
Open a can of tuna.
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Quote:Originally posted by WiggerCunt
I love when Hawt quotes rap, it makes me happy. pin:
What deez bitches want from a nigga?
Hey i listen to rap c'mon you even know i dance to it!
HUZZAH!
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Quote:Originally posted by Grumpy
wrong..... I fucked snow white. She's a whore. but she kept calling me dopey so I quit bangin her.
We all think you're dopey...
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Here's my take...
Either you are horrible at it
or
She's 12 and can't get over the creepiness of having a guy lick her naughty place
or
She just doesn't like you like you, she only likes you
Personally, the anticipation of insertion is the best part of foreplay. If you can master that art, you can get away with a lot more "exploration". If she just wants to hump, then get your hump on and be done with it. Unless you're married to her, who cares?
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To each his own.
I'm very fond of both the giving and receiving act of oral.
Though, if the guy doesn't have a clue what he's doing, I calculate next month's budget while waiting him to finish his fumbling.
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Quote:Originally posted by Toronto Hottie
To each his own.
I'm very fond of both the giving and receiving act of oral.
Though, if the guy doesn't have a clue what he's doing, I calculate next month's budget while waiting him to finish his fumbling.
No need telling him anything. Better to save up that "I faked all of my orgasms" dagger than to be honest and contribute to a relationship.
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songs that made the hit parade,
guys like us we had it made,
those were the days,
and you know where you were then,
girls were girls and men were men,
mister we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again,
didn't need no welfare states
everybody pulled his weight,
gee our old Lasalle ran great,
those were the days!</center>
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I always help.
ALWAYS. Whether it be verbally, or, preferably, body language, and physical guiding/responses.
Men are just fucking obtuse.
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Banky Edwards: Like CNN and the Weather Channel: constant updates
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Quote:Originally posted by GMANN
Banky Edwards: Like CNN and the Weather Channel: constant updates
CHASING AMY!!
I was SOOOOOOOOo trying to think of his character name in my last post. I just couldn't get "Jason Lee" out of my head. His wife was the lesbo that made out with "Amy" in that movie.
Good call.
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