FU to my neighbor! (Where have we seen this before?)

[sweet angel]

Wonderful tips, but won't it be obvious who was the perpetrator?

[madmick]

Pour a couple of gallons of gasoline into her oil tank. It should take a while before....

[sweet angel]

She's back at it again. She parked in front of her house Friday, Saturday and Sunday. As of yesterday afternoon, she's back in front of mine.

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.:mad::mad:

[Flock of Moosen]

How about Axel Foley's old banana in the tailpipe trick?

[sweet angel]

Ha ha. BJ suggested that yesterday. I need to find something that will not be obvious.

I get the feeling she's doing it for spite now. I pulled one of our cars into the spot where she continues to park and she backed her van up to about 1-1/2" from the bumper -- blocking 1/2 of HER driveway.

[BITENY]

I think everyone has issues w/their neighbors. Me, I've got issues w/ 95% of people on my block, esp. the jerkoff who I share my driveway with.
He first moved in, he had no kids. The wife was nice. Several months later, me & the wife stopped talking. She stopped talking to me. Cunt. He became a total inconsiderate jerkoff. He's a religious joo, so that's partially explains it.
There would be nights & days where I'd find our driveway packed to the brim w/at least 3 cars and no way for me to get out of my house in the backyard. I bitched, they moved. Then he has/had his own printing business but it was illegal b/c he would have these jerkoffs in the backyard at all hours of the morning packing shopping carts with flyers for Joo events. They were told several times to stop. Finally, I had the last word at 3am, and screamed at them. Hasn't happened since.
My driveway is so narrow, yet he managed to fit a Ford F150 truck down there, folding in the mirrors. When he would back it out, he'd stick his head out the window. I so prayed for him to smack his head into our house one day so I could laugh. Unfortunatley that hasn't happened..esp. now that he's got a smaller truck. He also banged his truck into my house- he left a paint scratch on my house.
Now- he's just a fucking slob. He's part of the reason (about 30%) why there's multiple cats in my neighborhood...leaving the pails uncovered, etc etc. And his kids are no better. Loud, obnoxious, stupid....stupid like the wife is stupid. Total bimbo from Cali......

So point being- Angel, I totally sympathize with you. We can hardly use OUR own driveway b/c of him. The only time my dad can use it is when its the Sabbath & he cant drive. Otherwise, we have to revolve our schedule around his ass, and whehter or not he's gonna leave or stay. And there are days where he parks on the street, taking a valuable spot away from someone when he always parks in his driveway. He's a cocksucker & she's a cunt.
So yeah, my heart goes out to you.

[header]

I think everyone has issues w/their neighbors.

My neighbors were nice people.
Key word being 'were'

Looks like you could move next door to me.

[BITENY]

Originally posted by header

I think everyone has issues w/their neighbors.

My neighbors were nice people.
Key word being 'were'

Looks like you could move next door to me.

That's how it always begins. They start off nice & then turn into assholes.
I've got people on my block who I don't even know because when they moved in, they never introduced themselves & kept to themselves. That's the Spanish family.
Then there's the wacko Jewish guy that moved in across the street from me. He has a serious and I mean serious staring problem. When he moved in, I was kind enough to introduce myself...in front of my house while I was talking w/someone. He didnt get the hint after 5 mins, to leave. It was a simple hello & welcome to the block.....and then he just stood there. And didnt leave.
Then, several mos later, me & my only cool neighbors are hanging out in front of my house and vice versa, and he's staring at us thru his curtains with the lights on. Jerkoff. We saw his silouhette (sp). When we noticed, we stared back & then he shut the light off. But we knew he was still there. Then he would stand outside & watch us....so we acted weird.....and he went away.
I had told my father about it & all he said was "Maybe he's getting a feel for the neighborhood...." Highly unlikley. It's really rude to stare @ people, constantly for months. I've kept my mouth shut for a long time.
Now, this is the best part of what he does...... he walks down the block, stands across the street from the apt building on my corner & stares into the bathroom window of one of the apts on the first floor. The idiots in that apt. originally had a regular window so you could see the world, then he finally changed it to a bathroom window. But this guy keeps walking over there to stare.
He's got issues. He's married to a woman who looks retarded (probably his cousin) and he's got 3 kids that we didn't see until almost a year later.
Fucking wacked out asswipes, I tell ya.
I hate my block. I really do.

[header]

What I meant by 'were' was the neighbors were an old couple. The husband tried to off his wife last night and subsequently shot himself in the head. He died she didn't.

But now that I think about it the guy always gave me dirty looks for not mowing my lawn regularly. I'm a slob so deal with it. Actually I'm never home at a reasonable hour to mow the lawn while he's home all day and he mowed his regularly. I got around it it every two or three weeks. Old people have nothing better to do then sit around and notice my flaws.

Other neighbors give me dirty looks because I am living in my now dead grandmother's house. I dunno if it weirds them out that there was a little quiet old lady in there last year and this year theres me my wife and a screaming kid running around the yard. Don't they think I feel weird about living in my grandmother's house? I'm still waiting for her ghost to come around the corner and tell me to get the hell out. I can't wait to fucking move out of that house.

[BITENY]

Originally posted by header
What I meant by 'were' was the neighbors were an old couple. The husband tried to off his wife last night and subsequently shot himself in the head. He died she didn't.

But now that I think about it the guy always gave me dirty looks for not mowing my lawn regularly. I'm a slob so deal with it. Actually I'm never home at a reasonable hour to mow the lawn while he's home all day and he mowed his regularly. I got around it it every two or three weeks. Old people have nothing better to do then sit around and notice my flaws.

Other neighbors give me dirty looks because I am living in my now dead grandmother's house. I dunno if it weirds them out that there was a little quiet old lady in there last year and this year theres me my wife and a screaming kid running around the yard. Don't they think I feel weird about living in my grandmother's house? I'm still waiting for her ghost to come around the corner and tell me to get the hell out. I can't wait to fucking move out of that house.

Oh wow....you've got an eventful neighborhood.......

And the people on your block should mind their business.....but I know what you mean by getting out of there.