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Chatting with a guy friend the other day.......who proclaims to fake on a regular basis.
Now....being that he's a condom wearer, I see it being a successful fake. But....WTF is the point of sex if everybody is faking???????????
Christ, I won't pretend to never have faked, I'll say this though: Anytime I've faked, as soon as we're done, I tell the useless tool. No need to let a guy feel like a stud if I didn't even get off. But if both of them fake it???
Why bother?
Let's just each jerk ourselves off and call it a night is what I would do.
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I don't get it.
Why would any guy ever want to fake it? Also, If he's so not aroused/interested in boinking then how can he even perform?
I'm declaring shenanigans on your guy friend there Hottie.
Now, whenever I get my F on...
I SHOOT DAT NUT! (on your back or in your crack, OOOOHHH!!)
HOOZAA!
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Quote:Christ, I won't pretend to never have faked,
Did i ever tell you that you speak good English?
No?
Ok good.
and thus concludes my negative feedback for the night.
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NEVER!!!! I don't cum from sex. Weak men have died trying. But I ain't gonna lie about it.
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how about digital manipulation?
or is it only "battery operated friends or nothing"?
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Quote:Originally posted by Suzie
NEVER!!!! I don't cum from sex. Weak men have died trying. But I ain't gonna lie about it.
That was me up until recently. I thought I was defective (as about 90% women usually are in this area) then...BAM!!!!!!!
The heavenly spot was found & made me a happy little girl :grin2:
And all this without manual stimulation to help the procedure. Amazing. Utterly & totally amazing.
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its very common for women to not reach orgasms via intercourse. And Bite, you mean to tell me you didn't know where your own G-spot was??
:lol: :lol: funniest post ever. I could have told you...and I've never banged you.
human anatomy - gotta love it.
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Quote:Originally posted by Hawt Baux
Quote:Christ, I won't pretend to never have faked,
Did i ever tell you that you speak good English?
No?
Ok good.
and thus concludes my negative feedback for the night.
Your negative feedback is your usual retarded input.
My english was fine there smartass.
Look for a different niche, smart isn't yours.
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I thought using "won't " and "never " made a double-negative?
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I shouldn't say never, it has happened twice in my life. ANd digits don't usually work, unless they're my own.
But oral.......
