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Bite, I wasn't the only one telling you to get rid of that prick - I deserve no thanks here.
but hey, glad I could help. 
Lush - I refuse to cut corners/beat around the bush/sugarcoat anything today so I will just ask directly:
why are you so fuckin' stupid? How can you recognize the error of your ways and yet not make a change? Its women like you that I feel like choking the shit out of.
(now, let me guess, that just turned you on and now you wanna meet me for drinks, am I right?? huh?? :duh: )
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Quote:Originally posted by 60FeetUnderWater
why are you so fuckin' stupid? How can you recognize the error of your ways and yet not make a change? Its women like you that I feel like choking the shit out of.
(now, let me guess, that just turned you on and now you wanna meet me for drinks, am I right?? huh?? :duh: )
:lol::lol: That was the greatest pick up line ever.
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Quote:Originally posted by Sloats
Rule # 1: Don't be a friend to a woman. If she wants to treat you like a friend, then you are not making yourself attractive to her, thus never will, and will forever be blindly climbing the \"Friendship\" Ladder.
Women have a 2 ladder system: one for friends, one more bangs. Men only have one.
You only have one because your married.
I have few female freinds those that I have are family.
ladder 1. if your cute I am trying to bang you
ladder 2. if your not cute you can be my friend.
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Quote:Originally posted by Black Lazerus
Quote:Originally posted by Sloats
Rule # 1: Don't be a friend to a woman. If she wants to treat you like a friend, then you are not making yourself attractive to her, thus never will, and will forever be blindly climbing the \"Friendship\" Ladder.
Women have a 2 ladder system: one for friends, one more bangs. Men only have one.
You only have one because your married.
I have few female freinds those that I have are family.
ladder 1. if your cute I am trying to bang you
ladder 2. if your not cute you can be my friend.
I'm ladderless.
I have no female friends. (Except for family) I'm trying to look up the skirts of every female, despite the fact I will bang none.
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<center>Boy the way Glen Miller played,
songs that made the hit parade,
guys like us we had it made,
those were the days,
and you know where you were then,
girls were girls and men were men,
mister we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again,
didn't need no welfare states
everybody pulled his weight,
gee our old Lasalle ran great,
those were the days!</center>
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<center>Boy the way Glen Miller played,
songs that made the hit parade,
guys like us we had it made,
those were the days,
and you know where you were then,
girls were girls and men were men,
mister we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again,
didn't need no welfare states
everybody pulled his weight,
gee our old Lasalle ran great,
those were the days!</center>
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<center>Boy the way Glen Miller played,
songs that made the hit parade,
guys like us we had it made,
those were the days,
and you know where you were then,
girls were girls and men were men,
mister we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again,
didn't need no welfare states
everybody pulled his weight,
gee our old Lasalle ran great,
those were the days!</center>
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Quote:Originally posted by 60FeetUnderWater
Lush - I refuse to cut corners/beat around the bush/sugarcoat anything today so I will just ask directly:
why are you so fuckin' stupid? How can you recognize the error of your ways and yet not make a change? Its women like you that I feel like choking the shit out of.
(now, let me guess, that just turned you on and now you wanna meet me for drinks, am I right?? huh?? :duh: )
That was the funniest thing I've heard all today. Now since you made me laugh you're put into the friend catergory
HA HA:lol:
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Quote:Scenario 3: A girl says any of the following to you:
• \"You're like a brother to me\"
• \"You're like a big teddy bear\".
• \"I feel like I can talk to you about anything\"
• \"You're so nice\"
• \"Can you help me with my homework\"
Ladder Theory Explanation: You are on the friends ladder. So Sorry.
:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:
Bad memories.
Good feelings gone. Must get angry.
:fire::fire::fire::mad:
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Quote:Originally posted by Lush
That was the funniest thing I've heard all today. Now since you made me laugh you're put into the friend catergory
HA HA:lol:
You won't be calling me a friend once I'm done giving you the Robin Givens treatment.
Now, get over here and take your beating.
Afterwards, I'll buy you a drink. I promise I'll change too. I love you.
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Quote:Originally posted by 60FeetUnderWater
Quote:Originally posted by Lush
That was the funniest thing I've heard all today. Now since you made me laugh you're put into the friend catergory
HA HA:lol:
You won't be calling me a friend once I'm done giving you the Robin Givens treatment.
Now, get over here and take your beating.
Afterwards, I'll buy you a drink. I promise I'll change too. I love you.
Don't worry you can throw the remote at me or pee on my door anytime
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