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#41
Quote:Originally posted by GMANN
He's waiting by the phone for her probably....sad lil biatch.




That line is so golden........... heh heh heh

Lush is going to tell you to spell it right because she doesn’t understand Slang.
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#42
Quote:Originally posted by Black Lazerus
Quote:Originally posted by GMANN
He's waiting by the phone for her probably....sad lil biatch.




That line is so golden........... heh heh heh

Lush is going to tell you to spell it wright because she doesn’t understand Slang.
No but its right, not wright
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Someone ate my cupcake
It's more fun if you put your hands up
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#43
Quote:Originally posted by Lush
Quote:Originally posted by Black Lazerus
Quote:Originally posted by GMANN
He's waiting by the phone for her probably....sad lil biatch.




That line is so golden........... heh heh heh

Lush is going to tell you to spell it wright because she doesn’t understand Slang.
No but its right, not wright
Beat you to it :moon:
and you don't get my old school jokes.
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#44
Quote:Originally posted by Black Lazerus
Black Laz Something wrong there, chief?
white boy: She says, uh, no boom-boom with soul brotha.
Black Laz Hey, what the mother fuck?
White boy: She say soul brotha too boo-coo. Too boo-coo.
Black Laz Hey, what is this, man?
GMANN I think what he's trying to tell you is that you black boys pack too much meat. Laughter.
Lush Too boo-coo. Too boo-coo.
Black Laz Oh, shi-i-i-t! (laughs) This baby-Girl looks like she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch. Laughter.
White boy She say too boo-coo. Too boo-coo.
Black Laz: Uh, excuse me, ma'am. Now what we have here, little White sister, is a magnificent... (takes out his dick) . . specimen of pure New Jersey blacksnake. But it ain't too goddamn boo-coo. The girl looks at it.

"all fucking niggers must wait their turn"
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It's always funny until someone gets hurt, and then it's just hilarious
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#45
I guess notSad
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Someone ate my cupcake
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#46
Quote:Originally posted by Crack Hitler
Quote:Originally posted by Black Lazerus
Black Laz Something wrong there, chief?
pimp: She says, uh, no boom-boom with soul brotha.
Black Laz Hey, what the mother fuck?
pimp: She say soul brotha too boo-coo. Too boo-coo.
Black Laz Hey, what is this, man?
GMANN I think what he's trying to tell you is that you black boys pack too much meat. Laughter.
Lush Too boo-coo. Too boo-coo.
Black Laz Oh, shi-i-i-t! (laughs) This baby-Girl looks like she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch. Laughter.
pimp She say too boo-coo. Too boo-coo.
Black Laz: Uh, excuse me, ma'am. Now what we have here, little White sister, is a magnificent... (takes out his dick) . . specimen of pure New Jersey blacksnake. But it ain't too goddamn boo-coo. The girl looks at it.

"all fucking niggers must wait their turn"

wrong!!!

Black Lazerus
Hey, now back
off, white bread. Don't get
between a dog and his meat.

Crackhitler
(jokingly)
All fucking niggers must fucking hang.
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#47
sorry, haven't seen that movie in years, i suck
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It's always funny until someone gets hurt, and then it's just hilarious
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#48
Quote:Originally posted by Black Lazerus
SEE GMANN THATS WHY!!!!!!



GMANN: You know what you are? You're like a big bear with claws and with fangs...
Cancer Mike: ...big fucking teeth, man.
GMANN: Yeah... big fuckin' teeth on ya'. And she's just like this little bunny, who's just kinda cowering in the corner.
Cancer Mike: Shivering.
GMANN: Yeah, man just kinda... you know, you got these claws and you're staring at these claws and your thinking to yourself, and with these claws you're thinking, "How am I supposed to kill this bunny, how am I supposed to kill this bunny?"
Cancer Mike: And you're poking at it, you're poking at it...
GMMAN: Yeah, you're not hurting it. You're just kinda gently batting the bunny around, you know what I mean? And the bunny's scared Mike, the bunny's scared of you, shivering.
Cancer Mike: And you got these fucking claws and these fangs...
GMANN: And you got these fucking claws and these fangs, man! And you're looking at your claws and you're looking at your fangs. And you're thinking to yourself, you don't know what to do, man. "I don't know how to kill the bunny." With *this* you don't know how to kill the bunny, do you know what I mean?
Cancer Mike: You're like a big bear, man.
LAZ: So you're not just like fucking with me?
GMANN: No I'm not fucking with you.
Cancer Mike: Honestly, man.
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#49
Didn't the black guy get shot to pieces?????
I'm not quite there yet
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