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Nostradameus(MelKsuckz) PREDICTS!
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#1
11-24-2003, 11:13 AM
I CAN't F#$*ing believe how smart I am..
(and boy do I hate saying that, since I think I SUCK!)
[/list=A]It ALL came to me... IN a DREAM...

Here's What'll Happen

  1. Waste Time!

    WNEW is NOW ALL CHRISTMAS MUSIC
    (that buys them until January 1st without Staff), 100% automated (EXCEPT for ...
    EARL
    (Does the song "Earl's gotta DIE" from the DIXIE chicks ring a bell? (anyone got a link for it handy?)
  2. Sell Station
    My most glorious idea. I am GONNA "GET RID of" WNEW and the problem of da-boys™ **
    Once and FOR ALL
    1. No More Ownership
    2. No more "boycott" problems
    3. No more Advertiser Problems
    4. The boyz will manage the WHOLE Station
    5. The boys get the "lease rights" to ENTIRE station as part or ALL of their CONTRACT, and it obviously becomes a NO-CUT contract
      [Jeez louise, did I SAY I was a genius or what?]
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    6. Trade Station ID's with WONA.net
      I predict this was JUST completed I bet on June 30th, WONA-FM and AM as exist today will rename themselves WNEW-AM and WNEW-FM!
      WNEW-FM (NY) becomes WONA.

    7. The New "Affinity Affiliated" Station WONA on air in June
      --obviously.. The countdown.
      THe site was down for 15 months and JUST came back on the air? WHO OWNS it?
      Let's see. ..A quick "Whois" shows us that
      Domain Name: OPIEANTHONY.COM is actually owned /registered by
      Organization: opieanthony.com
      Vin Casale
      PO Box 323
      Waldwick, NJ 07463
      US

      OK I'll BITE. Who is VinCasale? Don't tell me another pen name for OPIE?

    8. Sales Exclusively handled thru Affinity Radio sales
      Well This makes sense. Duh. MEL (That's ME!) STILL MAKES my Monney on da-boys™ **

    9. Syndication Exclusively handled thru Affinity Radio/Westwood One (an Affinity company {natch...I ain't stupid}
      I's gotta get my cut from syndication deals of course...

    10. Oh. And the whole thing about THE PREMIMUM O&A Satellite channel? that lets you get UNCUT air during commercials?

      (SEE this thread for full details on THAT!:
      http://board.yourmomsbox.net/viewthread.php?tid=2149 )

      That whole business model makes even MORE SENSE now.
      It becomes an O&A sales CHANNEL (growth strategy)
      1. Premium channel- Listen during commercials (instead of)
      2. On Satellite- Built-in FCC proof/boycott proff
      3. Free benefit of live (enhanced=FULL TIME) studio web-cam
      4. And: ?? THE KILLER application finally comes to satellite RADIO!
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        And, of course, the LIVE Full time uncensored STUDIO WEB-cam is available to satellite subscribers(only) via a HIGH speed secured site!

        ** "da-boyz" is NEWLY trademarked to MELKsuckz

        OK... Stop the Applause, just send THE MONEY! I AM a F***ing GENIUS
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#2
11-24-2003, 01:02 PM
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11-25-2003, 01:04 AM
INFINITY RADIO

you fucking jackass
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11-25-2003, 01:16 AM
melksuckz what is your major malfunction, you douche sucking nozzle?
&lt;center&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/madone/taymb.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;center&gt; We don't want your forgiveness. We won't make excuses. We're not gonna blame you, even if you are an accessory... But we will not except your natural order. We didn't come for absolution, we didn't ask to be redeemed. But isn't how it is, every goddamn time... Your prayers are always answered, in the order they're received...

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11-25-2003, 01:58 AM
What the fuck was that?
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11-25-2003, 01:59 AM
maybe he had the same weekend you had Wink
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11-25-2003, 04:00 PM
Were we ever this young and foolish that we cared about this stuff?
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11-25-2003, 04:02 PM
No back in OUR day we were outside playing.
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11-25-2003, 04:04 PM
He worked hard on this post.

I give it an A for effort.

He even got all the letters right.
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<font color=red><font size=3>KiSs My AsS</font></font></center>
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11-25-2003, 04:04 PM
Silly kids.
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