Get your own fucking newbie thread so we can abuse you...

[Flock of Moosen]

I'm Gumby, damn it!

[JimmyBlueEyes]

Merry Christmas dammit....and welcome aboard you cum guzzling, shit licking, no good, cock taking, sloth poker.

[Hawt Baux]

Originally posted by Grumpy
Where's rooner? I need his attorney.

Holy shit, where IS Rooner?


That red-faced scalping motherfucker has been MIA for awhile.




Oh, and welcome faggot.

[Yerdaddys can]

Fetus breath. Rape victim re-rapist. Hot chum enima felcher. Liza Minelli bender-vomit bather. Make yourself at home.

[Grumpy]

YerDaddy - for that post alone, you've earned some credibility with me. The Liza Minelli thing was a nice touch!

::golf clap:::::

but the for the record - it still doesn't make up for you being an RF turd burglar.....

By the way - speaking of turd burglars - where DID little waterrat boy go? Damn it, another one ran away. Why do all my chew toys keep running away......and to think, I was actually gonna be nicer to him than I was to mcnabb.

[Toronto Hottie]

And credibility with grumpy goes far, for grumpy.

He honestly means piss to all others, so disregard his vulgar rants and rude spews.

Treat him like the cat the shits on the carpet, rub his furry nose in it, smack him about his furry face, and send him off on the toe of your boot.

Pussy is another word for cat, as we all know.

[Suzie]

what is a golf clap?

[Grumpy]

Hottie - You're just mad cuz I outted you for being a post-op tranny and you can't deny it....Get over it already and embrace the new you. Enjoy your new body (minus one part)......

Suzie - if you've ever watched golf on TV, when someone sinks a hole, the crowd claps quietly and politely. it's way of saying "hey, nice shot (now shut the fuck up and get on with the game)".....

[bigwallratt]

hey ya punter! i'm still here

[Grumpy]

A. Who the fuck cares?
B. does your probation officer know that you have access to a computer?

C. did ya bring any puddin?