Who fakes?

[Suzie]

I would have anyway, Keyser's tiny.

[RapeFantasizer]

pffft, this better not be fake, I've got my hopes up.

[60FeetUnderWater]

Keyser's tiny

propped upwards only to be smacked down again. ouch. :lol:

[Keyser Soze]

i'm hung like a button

[Suzie]

it's too small to even hang

[Keyser Soze]

from the waist down, i'm michael jacksons wet dream.

[RapeFantasizer]

That's ok, you can just sit there and look pretty.

[Suzie]

height-wise too

[Keyser Soze]

for christsakes, i'm 5'10", im not tall but im no midget.

[Suzie]

I guess your microscopic excuse for a dick makes you seem shorter.




Either that or your weight problem.