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For an introduction, I am Lazerus.
Although I hate you humans, I can't hold too much of a grudge --I was once one of you myself. But that also implies that I hold no love for any of your kind. To start out the carnage, realize that with all the destruction and death (and countless regenerations..) have left me with a deep, inward hatred. So this is my outlet for all that pent-up death/destruction/bunnies. But I am not alone in my quest, I have mice on my side.
This is my declaration of evil. those that try to stop me will be powerless to resist.
BOW DOWN TO MY MIGHT!!!!!!!
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You need to stop hanging out with those mosh pit kids. It's messing with your sanity.
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Can I be General Disarray?
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<center>Boy the way Glen Miller played,
songs that made the hit parade,
guys like us we had it made,
those were the days,
and you know where you were then,
girls were girls and men were men,
mister we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again,
didn't need no welfare states
everybody pulled his weight,
gee our old Lasalle ran great,
those were the days!</center>
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Fuck you.
I've already proclaimed the right to Queen of the world, and the afterlife.
Be nice to me now, or you shall be reduced to a black smudge under my boot.
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Sloats is now appointed Minister of Foreign Affairs... which means you destroy any country that dissagrees with my views/policies
Your new Name Is "SPITE"
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Can I be part of your administration or should I run and hide now?
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Quote:Originally posted by Toronto Hottie
Fuck you.
I've already proclaimed the right to Queen of the world, and the afterlife.
Be nice to me now, or you shall be reduced to a black smudge under my boot.
Canada will be the first country destroyed in my rule.
SPITE get them!!!!
Header you have been proclamed a do gooder you will be hunted and then torchered for the rest of your life.
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Sloats couldn't beat his way out of a wet paper bag with an exacto knife.
This is your last chance before I turn you into common black glory hole for my lower pee-ons.
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I don't live in Jersey, so you'll never pee on my bed.
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<center>Boy the way Glen Miller played,
songs that made the hit parade,
guys like us we had it made,
those were the days,
and you know where you were then,
girls were girls and men were men,
mister we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again,
didn't need no welfare states
everybody pulled his weight,
gee our old Lasalle ran great,
those were the days!</center>
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I want to be .....
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Professor Chaos!
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