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A Special New Year Greeting for the Moms out there
#21
Quote:Actually I wasn't talking to you, you nitwit.
I love you too, pookie!
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#22
Quote:Originally posted by IrishAlkey
Silera says she loves you anyway.

Now, allow me to go navigate the cavern she calls a vagina.
Just be careful not to scrape against any of the vaginal walls...

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Her pussy is an archaeologist's wet dream.
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#23
I do not have caveman etchings inside my vagina.
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#24
How about ancient Celtic/Gaelic writings? :duh:
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#25
You think Alkey may have tagged her vagina with spray paint, instead?
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#26
itd be more in character if he used it as a bottle opener.
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#27
Quote:Originally posted by Keyser Soze
i cant wait for this to get ugly

Here, I'll speed up the process for you.....it doesn't get any uglier than this

UGLY AT IT'S WORST- click here.
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#28
If I have an education, and a successful career, and the kids are out of diapers, and I'm fucking a younger guy who's biggest thrill is to be at my beck and call, does this wish still go out to me?

And if I accept that "he" never loved me, but pays out the ass in large figures, was I still used?

If so, thanks DIG. Back at ya.

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#29
At least one of your kids is sure to be gay, especially if their only male role model is a henpecked nancyboy. And your career might be good for "a girl", but that still doesn't mean good.
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#30
I'll accept them no matter what.

And if you're calling me on my numbers, he who calls shows his first you stupid assfuck.

10-1 odds says I make more than you do.

Quit making me brag foreskin face.
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