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Ask Smeagol or Gollum
#1
I just bought Smeagol/Gollum at Toys R Us and I love him and I want to play with him all night.

Ask Smeagol or Gollum a question. I'll tell you what he tells me.
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#2
Gollum:

Hey, you think I could borrow that ring for a while?
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#3
Is there anyone funnier than DIG?
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Quote:Gollum:

Hey, you think I could borrow that ring for a while?
Master broke his promise!

Quote:Is there anyone funnier than DIG?
Come on Hobbitsis! Smeagol will show you the way!
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#5
Gollum, your stance on the current US involvement in Iraq, please.
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#6
Can I stick my tongue so far into Silera's vagina that I'll be able to lick the underside of her scalp?
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Quote:Gollum, your stance on the current US invovlement in Iraq, please.

Filthy little hobitsis! They stolen it from us. My precious!
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Quote:Can I stick my tongue so far into Silera's vagina that I'll be able to lick the underside of her scalp?

Master's my FRIEND.
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Quote:Filthy little hobitsis! They stolen it from us. My precious!

Pretty accurate...

The precious is obviously oil.
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Quote:Originally posted by Silera

Quote:Is there anyone funnier than DIG?
Come on Hobbitsis! Smeagol will show you the way!

If I follow will I become as funny as DIG?
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