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Find me a better one and I shall use it.
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<font color=red><marquee>You ain't no motha'fuckin' bully... and I ain't bowin' to no motha'fuckin' bully... I won't allow it ain't gon' cowar to no bully, I'll be damned if I don't stand up to a bully... fight like a man and throw my hands up to a bully...</font></marquee>
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your status is depressing to. jesus had a better look.
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Now I can understand where his anger comes from.
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Quote:Originally posted by Mister Grumpy Gills
sounds exhausting.
now make me a moderator. i won't let you down.
Im due up next for Modship......
Well I better be anyway.....
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I was told to mail in 3 Starkist Tuna UPC bar codes to Alkey in order to become a mod.
I mailed them months ago.
Damn Alkey and his lies.
Then again, I was a super admin for mere moments one night...ahhh, good times.
*disclaimer* Alkey never made such a silly offer. UPC codes?? C'mon. That part of the post was purely for "entertainment purposes only". The rest of this post however, is true.
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Plus I dont have $5000 to give Alkey for a modship
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It's only $3000 if you throw in a blow job.
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I owe him $3000????????
Fucking hell, I just got out of debt.
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Quote:Originally posted by The Man
More accurate comments would the fact that:
I have a big ass
To stay on topic: I wish I had a big ass. I wish I had any ass.
Though I bet my balls are bigger.
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Quote:Originally posted by Toronto Hottie
Quote:Originally posted by The Man
More accurate comments would the fact that:
I have a big ass
To stay on topic: I wish I had a big ass. I wish I had any ass.
Though I bet my balls are bigger.
I have a big ass for a guy. I could give you some if youd like.
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