Workplace Etiquette

[Mister Grumpy Gills]

Hoon, do you know what eases me to sleep? That in Logans Run, you'd be dead by now.

[JimmyBlueEyes]

Yell out JEEESUS CHRIST YOU STINKY BITCH!!!! and then move along on your merry way, problem solved.

[Hoon]

Originally posted by Mister Grumpy Gills
Hoon, do you know what eases me to sleep? That in Logans Run, you'd be dead by now.

You know, one day I'll run into you selling puppies outside a grocery store for a living and it's a comment like that which'll make you lose the sale.

[Mister Grumpy Gills]

How many boards will you be posting on by then?

[Hoon]

Whichever board Ken is at because as you know...
I can't function without him.

[Toronto Hottie]

Originally posted by JimmyBlueEyes
Yell out JEEESUS CHRIST YOU STINKY BITCH!!!! and then move along on your merry way, problem solved.

Jimmy wins.

Just imagine the reaction.

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Ahh what an exciting collection of topics to comment on but getting paid to take a shit is great.

Here's the workplace etiquette that I and my cowokers follow. I take a shit in the office bathroom. Office is on the upper floor of an old colonial house so its a residential bathroom but it has no vent or anything like that so I have to crack the window. One day I forget to do that and the chick that works here catches the scent with her superpowered nasal abilities and makes a fuss about it.

This bitch went as far as to go in there and light a match. I wouldn't have cared if she did it quietly but it was like a whole production. Meanwhile when she's walking around the office with her stinky ass bare feet and I make a comment about how they stink she gets all upset and my matter-of-fact comment.

Fuck her. I'll leave the window closed more often now.

[Hoon]

Meanwhile when she's walking around the office with her stinky ass bare feet and I make a comment about how they stink she gets all upset and my matter-of-fact comment.

Fuck her. I'll leave the window closed more often now.

Strategically place bits of broken Coke viles in obscure areas throught the office.
Then sit back and wait for the comedy to begin.

[Drunken GW]

blaming your faulty bum on others is no way to solve the problem

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who blamed it on others? certainly not me.