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Workplace Etiquette
#51
I just launched one as my coworker at the opposite cube is eating his lunch... Double points.
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#52
Then you both smelled your boss, and she wins
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#53
So very true Nothing on this planet can compete with that horrid stench... perhaps 5 week old Lox.
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#54
...which explains her smell.
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#55
Quote:Originally posted by Toronto Hottie
We'd all had our say on farts. It was time to move on anyways.

whoa whoa whoa! I haven't had my say yet. I just got back from a tex-mex for two greasy quesadillas. I guessing my buddy in the next cubicle will hear my "say".
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#56
God bless Quiznos... Eating them tasty toasted subs has quadrupled my flatulence
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#57
TMI!! TM fuckin I!!!


I will never go with you to Quizzno's again.
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#58
Do you know who doesn't have to worry about farting at work?
Men who drive garbage trucks.
Who's going to notice a fart in a garbage truck?
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#59
Or construction workers for that matter....
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#60
Nah, they're outside. Not valid.
I think we're only pondering close quarter farting.
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