Workplace Etiquette

[GreasyItalianPrincess]

I notice with the Black angus steak on the Quiznos....it leaves it's mark on the underwear.

[Topper Harley]

Originally posted by Hoon
Nah, they're outside. Not valid.
I think we're only pondering close quarter farting.

what if you work with hazardous materials. Imagine what a post-bender fart would be like in one of those suits

[Hoon]

You can't get much closer qurters than that.
Unless you consider the chinese sit up.

[Topper Harley]

what the hell is a chinese situp?

[Hoon]

Originally posted by Topper Harley
what the hell is a chinese situp?

Bet a friend they can't do a sit-up blindfolded.
When they accept, blindfold them.
Before they attempt it, stand over them and ppull your pants down.
(Remember, they can't see you)
Now, if they have money on the line and are thinking this may be difficult..they're going to do a fast, powerful situp.
When they sit up their face, preferably their nose, should be buried right in your bare asscrack.

Ahh, goodtimes.

[Topper Harley]

good to know, i might use that one on my brother the next time i see him.

[Hoon]

Hint:
Cup your gonads. Chinese sit-up recipients tend to be reactionary