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this chick told me she liked to be slapped during sex, so I backhanded her across the face. Turns out she meant on her ass, I was all like "my bad".
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Quote:Originally posted by The Man
I'm really sorry you daddy never showed you affection. But you need to move on.
????ummmmm.....DEAD...
P.P. Rf I ever tell u how hott that is?
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I can't help but notice...
Everytime someone questions anyone else about their mother, father, brother or sister..that those mentioned have in fact died. Not only have they died but more times than naught, it was under horrific circumstances.
Now come one people,
At this rate..everyone I've met on the net is an orphan.
My Hoonometer tells me the claims just don't add up into truth.
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Quote:I was in a relationship for 4 and 1/2 years with someone very abusive.
It took you that long to realize that it wasn't going to work out or were you still hoping for the ring?
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Quote:Originally posted by Sloats
Quote:I was in a relationship for 4 and 1/2 years with someone very abusive.
It took you that long to realize that it wasn't going to work out or were you still hoping for the ring?
Guy must have hit like a bitch.
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Quote:Originally posted by Black Lazerus
Quote:Originally posted by Sloats
Quote:I was in a relationship for 4 and 1/2 years with someone very abusive.
It took you that long to realize that it wasn't going to work out or were you still hoping for the ring?
Guy must have hit like a bitch.
I think she was getting turned on by getting her head split open.
If a guy hits you once, he is at fault and you have become a victim.
If you give him a second chance, then you are at fault and you like being the victim.
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songs that made the hit parade,
guys like us we had it made,
those were the days,
and you know where you were then,
girls were girls and men were men,
mister we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again,
didn't need no welfare states
everybody pulled his weight,
gee our old Lasalle ran great,
those were the days!</center>
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it is only ok to beat your woman when dinner isnt on the table at 5:00
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I agree with sloats, once is a victim, the 5,389th time is just a glutton.
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depends on if you are in the mood for dinner at 5am. If so and she is late LET THE BEATS BEGIN!
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