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#21
that kids got a good head on top of his head.
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#22
He's sure to get ahead in life.
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#23
Quote:Originally posted by Sloats
He's sure to get ahead in life.
Pffft. Like anyone's gonna trust a two-faced SOB like him.
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#24
I would sue the doctors for ruining a perfectly good career as a sideshow freak.
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#25
If we put our two heads together, think of what we could accomplish!
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#26
I'm waiting for the Brain to takes his back. I can't even follow that one.


...Trim up the sides, just a little off the top, and I part my hair down the middle.
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&lt;center&gt;Boy the way Glen Miller played,
songs that made the hit parade,
guys like us we had it made,
those were the days,
and you know where you were then,
girls were girls and men were men,
mister we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again,
didn't need no welfare states
everybody pulled his weight,
gee our old Lasalle ran great,
those were the days!&lt;/center&gt;
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#27
it's one of those things yah wouldn't wish on your worst enemy
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#28
I was wondering about the murder part as well. Especially given the fact that they acknowledge there is activity in the second brain.

Another angle, could you imagine -- your pregnant for 9 months, give birth and the doctor hands you that? What the hell kind of reaction would you have? I mean, it's not just like an extra lump of flesh. There's features and stuff. Ugh.
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#29
A doctor wouldn't just spring a two headed monster on you without warning.

And if taking a functional head off of someones twoheaded body is murder then is it murder when a doctor seperates conjoined twins knowing there is a good chance that one will not survive the seperation?
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#30
Quote:Originally posted by header
is it murder when a doctor seperates conjoined twins knowing there is a good chance that one will not survive the seperation?
In all seriousness, I think if it is diagnosed that the twins staying conjoined will result in both dying, then one gets sacrificed for the good of which ever has the better chance of survival. Basically taking the lesser of two evils.

Now, back to the jokes...

If that kid can ever develop a 95-mph fastball, he can work both ends of a day-night doubleheader.

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