Gotta Love Pool Girls

[Grizzly]

Nice column, Silera. Took you long enough. :tongue:

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All I know is when I pee in the pool it hangs around for a bit but when I pee in the ocean it blends into the dirty murky water and all is well.

How does this factor into the whole pool girl/ beach girl thing? I don't know.

[Topper Harley]

silly header, you need to pee on the move. that way it gets dispersed much quicker.

[Silera]

A pool girl won't accept being pissed on. If you need to piss on a chick, I suggest you relegate yourself to the fat beach girls with low self esteem.

[Crackle]

But I really enjoy watching a girl trying to get the sand out of her bathing suit.

[dru]

nice work. no wonder we get along so well.

[RapeFantasizer]

If you're such a pool girl, why didn't your children know how to swim before you let them in my pool?

I can only try to recreate this comic gem for you all:

Silera's kids are playing in my 8 1/2 deep inground pool. A bunch of us are in the backyard eating barbecue. We hear one of her kids say in a calm voice, "Mommy, daniel is drowning." She and I both run over to the pool. On her way she kicks off her flip flops. She jumps in and pulls him out of the pool, all while she continued to chew the bite of her hotdog she had in her mouth. Seeing as her son was OK, it was quite funny that she couldn't bother to spit out the food.

[sweet angel]

I'd rather go in a pool than the ocean. You can (generally) see the bottom of the pool.

[Silera]

I didn't want to spit out the hot dog in your pool.

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I hope you didn't get a cramp.