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Soooooo many times I want to say it in a day. To the tactless idiot that tries to walk into an elevator as 6 people try to exit, to the ass who drives 100 in the fast lane. To the stupid coffee chick, the lazy gas cock who won't clean the salt off my windows, my cunt of an office cleaner, the French, and taxes.
And anybody else I forgot.
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whats wrong with doing 100 in the fast lane...oh wait you stupid fucks use the metric system don't ya, ahh well then, yeah i see your point
It's always funny until someone gets hurt, and then it's just hilarious
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Check out the big brain on Brett.
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We are the music-makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams; World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams: Yet we are the movers and shakers Of the world for ever, it seems.</marquee>
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Have you ever given a foot massage to a man?
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Well we gotta be talkin' about one charmin' motherfuckin' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin?
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I want to quote Samuel's last line before he shoots: but for the life of me, I can't find it in my head.
Something "before the eyes of the lord".
Come on Dude.
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Just roll one up and lite it....It will all go away....
I'm not quite there yet
Believe the Hype, Bitch!!!!
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Ezekiel 25:17: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides with the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the Valley of Darkness; for he is truly his brother's keeper, and the finder of lost children. And, I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers! And, you will know my name is The Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!
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There it is.
Thank you Mr. Pink.
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