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I left my apartment as usual, with 10 mins to spare for a 15 min walk to the train station. I like to always cut it as close as possible. I walk out my door and there on my lawn, a full televison crew, trailers and trucks everywhere. I look right next door and they have the door open with tons of people going in and out. I think to myself the guy next door must have got mudered or something, though I didn't see any news trucks. All of the sudden this skinny, doofy-looking Production Assistant comes running up to me apologizing for the tent they erected on my lawn. He explains they are shooting Queer Eye for the Straight Guy next door and needed to protect all the equipment. I just shrugged and said I don't care but my landlord might shit a brick. I just chuckled at all the chaos and went off to make my train. I just thought it was pretty cool, not everyday you walk out your door to a full production crew setting up on your lawn. That guy next door is just asking to get all that shit they are going to buy him robbed. Who would bother redecorating a shithole apartment in Queens?? Those 5 little rump rangers should come look at my filthy, messy, frat house apartment, they would all go running right back to Chelsea.
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So many things I could add but I just don't have the energy. I'll yield to the other great comedic minds on here.
I did enjoy the part about always cutting it as close as possible in the morning. I yearn for those carefree days. Okay now I'm bitter.
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I usually leave my apartment around 9ish, to catch the 9:15 train. I stroll into my building around 9:40, no one really pays any attention.
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i usually come in 15 minutes late and use the side door so nobody sees me
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I have 8 bosses right now.
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i'll go ahead and get another copy of that memo to you.
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"Good luck with your layoffs, alright, I hope your firings go really, really well."
how is it all my threads end up degrading into Office Space quotes
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Okay, Peter I'll just have someone go ahead and get that cleaned up for you.
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probably for the same reason all of headers threads end up being picture posting threads and mine end up and desert wastelands
* I like how there has been no mention of the original intent of the thread, priceless.
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and furthermore! Who put that fag, french shit in my status!?!? I need to find some frog to translate...
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