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Quote:Please welcome our newest member <a href=http://board.yourmomsbox.net/member.php?action=viewpro&uid=504><b>God</b></a>.
It's about time He got down here to smote all you heathens.
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As his first act I command him to smite Michael Powell of the FCC. After that he can work on the rest of the douche licker's in the Senate, Congress and then lastly the big douche nozzle himself.
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Dear God,
Please kill anyone that calls me stupid without damn good reason. I have a list of people if you need it. Thank you.
Oh, and tell Dubya that gays should be allowed to get married. Thanks. 'Preciate it.
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this actually warms my sub-cockles
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Dear God,
I heard you had a conversation with Andy Rooney. Tell him I said hi.
Oh and can you let anyone who says the words 'I have a personal relationship with Jesus' know that he is dead thus negating any possibility of a personal relationship.
Kisses,
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Quote:Originally posted by 60FeetUnderWater
Dear God,
Please kill anyone that calls me stupid without damn good reason. I have a list of people if you need it. Thank you.
Oh, and tell Dubya that gays should be allowed to get married. Thanks. 'Preciate it.
Why would he talk to you? He doesn't believe that you exist either.
And if God wanted gays to get married, then someone form of life would procreate from their acts of love.
(God = Darwin)
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Now if only's he'd post - figures God's a lurker. . ..
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Sloats, what others call "God" I call "existence".
I don't believe in a wise man with a beard sitting on a throne who looks down on all of us. Besides, if he truely does exist then my reason leads me to believe that he allowed for gays to exist as well.
Or, are you going to admit to me now that God fucked up and let them roll off the production line without sending out a mass recall? :tongue:
I believe in the force that binds us all - universally. The same energy that is in our soul is the same energy that creates and destroys stars. The energy that promotes growth of plants and the wind to blow, that to me is "God".
Don't make me get all deep (and don't call me a wiccan, there's more to my viewpoint regarding this topic), I'm at work and I really can't get into it all right now.
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The essence of god being good and good is always in a struggle with evil will point out why god would 'let' people be gay. Some wackos think that being gay is a sin and giving in to sin is evil. I don't agree with that fact.
If your notion was true however then god created pedophiles and he must be okay with that too.
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Let's face it.... If there is an actual "God"... We are nothing but an old 3rd grade Science Project, of which it only got a C+ on. Now we are buried under a pile of clothes in a broom closet somewhere.
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