Fuck You Mr. Arthur's in Hoboken Shitty Waiter

[Silera]

Who the fuck are you to decide that I don't need the potatoes? What kind of lazy piece of shit are you? When I ask to bag up my food, I don't mean bag up whatever the fuck you feel like bagging.

I WANT THE GODDAMN POTATOES. NOW I'M STUCK WITH TWO SLABS OF FUCKING STEAK AND NO GODDAMN POTATOES TO EAT THEM WITH.

I fucking hate you. You imbecile. I love the potatoes. I love how they just mush up in my mouth without even having to chew them. The whole goddamn ride home I was looking forward to eating the potatoes and now I can't.

I can't not because I didn't have the forthought to take a doggy bag. I can't eat potatoes because some half wit decided that bagging my food meant bagging half of it.

I hope to one day see you again and shove the potatoes off my plate right up your ass.

[Jimbo]

yeah, potatoes are quite good.

[sweet angel]

shove the potatoes off my plate right up your ass

You won't be able to eat them then, either.

Two slabs of steak? How huge are their portions?

[Silera]

OH they're big and juicy and wonderful.

Just wonderful.

[Hawt Baux]

I feel cheated for not experiencing the REAL quality of their food.



So fuck them for that as well.

[sweet angel]

I could go for a nice juicy steak.

[Silera]

I could go for some fucking potatoes.

[sweet angel]

I can't imagine trying to eat steak without potatoes. Go back and raise hell til you get more potatoes!!

[TheDude]

bah, with steak there is no need for anything else! Just give me meat!! Medium Rare and still a bit bloody! Fuck potatoes and vegatables they only get in the way.

[sweet angel]

Steak without potatoes is like a day without sunshine.