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Quote:Originally posted by Black Lazerus
\"how to use your ass to get the cash\"
In related news
Associated Press
ATLANTIC CITY, N.J. - Jennifer Lopez's mother won a $2.4 million jackpot while playing $1 slots in Atlantic City on Saturday night.
Guadalupe Lopez, 58, of New York, was playing a Wheel of Fortune-themed slot machine at the Borgata Hotel Casino & Spa when she hit for $2,421,291.76 just before 8 p.m. Saturday, according to the casino.
I'm so happy to see that someone who is desperate for the money finally won.
Jesus Christ, if that isn't the perfect description of life not being fair, then I don't know what is.
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First JLo's mom and now monks in Indiana. It seems anyone who doesn't need money is getting it.
Ind. Monks Receive $26 Million Donation
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Quote:Originally posted by Keyser Soze
my girlfriend had me playing slots at mohegan sun. i wanted to slit my wrists. i'm all about blackjack.
I really wish you would act like a man, and put your foot down.
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She probably pumped 3 mil into the slot machine....
I'll see you punks at the Poker table.
Blackjack, Baccarat, and Craps are the only games without an obscene house advantage.
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blackjack is the best odds, and in most poker games your playing against other players not the house.
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Yeah, but if you know how to play, you can make money. Usually the house takes 5-10% from the pots.
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songs that made the hit parade,
guys like us we had it made,
those were the days,
and you know where you were then,
girls were girls and men were men,
mister we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again,
didn't need no welfare states
everybody pulled his weight,
gee our old Lasalle ran great,
those were the days!</center>
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Quote:Originally posted by Jimbo
i never play tables. i'd get too nervous because i wouldn't know what the fuck i was doing and would end up pissing people off. i stick to slots and video poker like an old woman.
Thank you!!! Nothing bothers me more than sitting at a table with people who don't know how to play. Last time i was in AC this woman say down at the blackjack table I was at. 2 hands later she had fucked everything up, I got all pissy and got up, as did another guy at the table. If you wanna lose your money that bad, wtie me a check and go home.
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