05-01-2003, 09:16 PM
Quote:Originally posted by Meatwad
Thanks Silera....anyone happen to have an extra shotgun lying around?
Don't thank anyone else in the thread, I'm sure we didn't help you at all. Ungrateful fucking kids.
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Im in High School, so bear with me
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Don't thank anyone else in the thread, I'm sure we didn't help you at all. Ungrateful fucking kids. 
05-01-2003, 09:18 PM
No no no, you guys did. Serious. Im gonna think what you guys said over a bit, but no joke thanks.
[Edited on 5/1/2003 by Ninny]
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05-01-2003, 09:59 PM
Ignore her or treat her like shit. That will drive her nuts. She wants to be appreciated and desired. When she sees that you are apathetic towards her, she will do anything for your approval.
"What can I do so that you'll like me." "I donno... you can blow me, if you want." Ninny's a mod.... that better be a double barrel.
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05-01-2003, 10:11 PM
Quote:\"What can I do so that you'll like me.\" Someone's jealous. 
05-01-2003, 10:34 PM
Wait for her in a dark alley, throw a bag over her head, and drive her about 50 miles away and set her free.
If she comes back, it was meant to be. Besides, who doesn't love the dancing meat?
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05-01-2003, 10:46 PM
well if he showed her his dancing meat and it wasnt welcome, that might constitute a slight problem...dont show a girl your meat unless she wants to see it.
05-05-2003, 05:33 PM
Don't wait til you're older because the older you get the fatter and balder you get to the point that you can't land the hot pieces of ass like you used to. Trust me, I am tubby and balding and continuously find myself trying to chew my arm off when I finally sober up and realize that I am in bed with a fat pig.
Man you should have seen my college gf she was uhm... inflatable. NO I MEAN SHE WAS HOT!!!!!
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05-05-2003, 06:07 PM
just do her.. you won't see her again after senior graduation.. the next time you will see her is at the high school reunion, 10 years down the road..
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05-05-2003, 10:29 PM
Tell her that you eat a mean Vag. That balls all the woman over
05-05-2003, 11:04 PM
what also helps is when you tell them youre a 60 minute man and you can shoot far.
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