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Thanks to "Brian from Syracuse" for sharing this with us...
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For only a 2 minute clip, that was pretty funny.
Those porn chicks clearly didn't give a rat's ass about his standup though. They were too busy playing with each other's tits. What's wrong with them? :biggrin:
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Quote:Originally posted by Flock of Moosen
For only a 2 minute clip, that was pretty funny.
Those porn chicks clearly didn't give a rat's ass about his standup though. They were too busy playing with each other's tits. What's wrong with them? :biggrin:
I explained more on another message board, but this video came to me from a fan who wanted to share it with everyone from the O&A community. I have limited space available on my web area, and will be posting at least 2 more parts of this Norton AVN awards opening segment.
The entire opening is a good 8 minutes of Norton doing his uncensored stand-up material. I didn't want to limit the quality of the clip, so I left it at "high quality" but cut the opening segment into 3 (2-3 minute) clips. I am going to post a new clip every weekend for the next few weekends, so you have to grab the raw (mpg) file now because it will be removed the following weekend to make room for the next clip in the series.
Clip 2 is the longest in the series with a (2:54) running time length. It will give everyone something to look forward to next weekend!
Soon all these clips will be very easy to find on the "Virus Spreader"... so enjoy "Clip 1" for now, and know there will be many more to follow. There will probably be some clips of him in between awards given out... I still have to convert those.
So keep checking this thread in the future for more clips that are on the way!
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Fucking tease! That was funny as hell. Can't wait for the long awaited return of the king of all tools.
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Fuckin A~!
thanks dude. That kicked ass
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Here is Clip 2...
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Funny, but not as good as the first clip. Once again though, the porn chicks clearly didn't give a shit about his act.
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Quote:Originally posted by Flock of Moosen
For only a 2 minute clip, that was pretty funny.
Those porn chicks clearly didn't give a rat's ass about his standup though. They were too busy playing with each other's tits. What's wrong with them? :biggrin:
Enjoying standup/humor requires thinking and listening.
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you have to be joking that anything about Norton's act requires thinking. He might as well have a kazoo up there to accentuate his zaniness.
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how many times does he have to tell us he's a meaty breasted nothing?
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