06-11-2004, 04:31 AM
By the year 2006, I predict that you will only be able to see videos on MTV5.
The first three channels will only show blocks of the "Real World: Baghdad", "Nick & Jessica: Newlyweds", "Punk'd" (now starring Michael Kutcher, after his brother Ashton accidentally pissed off one too many angry black rappers), "Road Rules: Deathmatch", and various movie/music award shows.
The fourth will provide 24-hour wall-to-wall coverage of the tombstone of "Viva la Bam"'s Bam Mergara, who will have long since overdosed on a concoction of pig's urine and battery acid.
The first three channels will only show blocks of the "Real World: Baghdad", "Nick & Jessica: Newlyweds", "Punk'd" (now starring Michael Kutcher, after his brother Ashton accidentally pissed off one too many angry black rappers), "Road Rules: Deathmatch", and various movie/music award shows.
The fourth will provide 24-hour wall-to-wall coverage of the tombstone of "Viva la Bam"'s Bam Mergara, who will have long since overdosed on a concoction of pig's urine and battery acid.
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<marquee behavior=alternate> <A href="mailto:[email protected]"><center><i>"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"</i></center></a></marquee><br /><a href="aim:goim?ScreenName=DarkMoonchild23&Message=NARF!!!!!"><center>I think so, Brain...</center></a><br /><i><font color=4e4e4e>I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky"</i></font><br /><font color=white><b><i>Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night...</b></i></font><font color=4d4d4d size=-5>
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<marquee behavior=alternate> <A href="mailto:[email protected]"><center><i>"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"</i></center></a></marquee><br /><a href="aim:goim?ScreenName=DarkMoonchild23&Message=NARF!!!!!"><center>I think so, Brain...</center></a><br /><i><font color=4e4e4e>I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky"</i></font><br /><font color=white><b><i>Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night...</b></i></font><font color=4d4d4d size=-5>