05-27-2003, 03:00 AM
Ancient Chinese proverbs:
"Man who scratches backside should not bite fingernails."
"Man who stand on toilet is high on pot."
"Boy and girl go camping together sure to have naughty intent."
"Man who crosses ocean twice without washing, is a dirty double crosser."
"Is OK for boy to meet girl in park... is much better for boy to park meat in girl."
"Girl who do back spring on bedspring have offspring next spring."
"Man who scratches backside should not bite fingernails."
"Man who stand on toilet is high on pot."
"Boy and girl go camping together sure to have naughty intent."
"Man who crosses ocean twice without washing, is a dirty double crosser."
"Is OK for boy to meet girl in park... is much better for boy to park meat in girl."
"Girl who do back spring on bedspring have offspring next spring."
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<marquee behavior=alternate> <A href="mailto:[email protected]"><center><i>"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"</i></center></a></marquee><br /><a href="aim:goim?ScreenName=DarkMoonchild23&Message=NARF!!!!!"><center>I think so, Brain...</center></a><br /><i><font color=4e4e4e>I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky"</i></font><br /><font color=white><b><i>Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night...</b></i></font><font color=4d4d4d size=-5>
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<marquee behavior=alternate> <A href="mailto:[email protected]"><center><i>"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"</i></center></a></marquee><br /><a href="aim:goim?ScreenName=DarkMoonchild23&Message=NARF!!!!!"><center>I think so, Brain...</center></a><br /><i><font color=4e4e4e>I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky"</i></font><br /><font color=white><b><i>Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night...</b></i></font><font color=4d4d4d size=-5>