Putting out a hit

[Buttmunch]

Originally posted by Sloats
Best way to commit murder?

Plot down a person's tendacies and where they are most likely to be.

Decide on one and destroy any documentation.

Get in your car 90 minutes before you have decided where they will be a pedestrian.

Drink just enough to make yourself legally drunk.

Hit them with your car, driving just over the speed limit.

Chug a beer in the car quickly and throw the can in the passenger feet well.

Call the cops telling them that you just hit someone.

You will get arrested for DWI and maybe 3rd degree involuntary manslaughter:

18 months and 36 months of parole.

I'm forwarding this to the local authorities.