Bar-Fly HumoUr

[The Brain]

Originally posted by Silera
I only read Ant's and I think he wins!

Don't be so quick to judge...

<b>A lady stumbles into a bar.
She says, "Beertender, give me a dribble martuni, and put a pickle in it."
He gives it to her, and she drinks it down.
She says, "Beertender, give me another dribble martuni, and put a pickle in it."
He gives it to her, and she drinks it down.
She says, "Beertender, give me another dribble martuni, and you better put two pickles in it, becau...because I've got heartburn."
The bartender says, "Look, lady...it's not beertender, it's bartender. It's not a martuni, it's a martini. It's not a dribble, it's a double. That's not a pickle, it's an onion. And you haven't got heartburn, you've got your left tit in the ashtray." </b>

Not good enough? How's about this one:

<b>How can you tell the Irish guy in the hospital ward?</b>

<i>He's the one blowing the foam off of his bed pan. </i>

I figured a joke about a drunk Irish guy would be more up your alley... <font color=5e5e5e>right next to the Chevy Impala up on bricks and the Mexican yelling, "Ah, Tempo tempo tempo tempo" while selling roach motels. </font>