05-31-2003, 06:10 AM
A guy walks into a bar and asks for the strongest shot the bartender can make, which he then slams down. Seconds later, he asks for another . . . and another . . . and another. Finally, the bartender stops him.
"Listen, I'm going to have to cut you off. What's the problem anyway? Girl trouble?"
"My wife and I had a fight," he replies.
"She said she's not talking to me for a week."
"These things blow over," says the bartender, attempting to console him.
"You don't understand. Today is the last day!"
"Listen, I'm going to have to cut you off. What's the problem anyway? Girl trouble?"
"My wife and I had a fight," he replies.
"She said she's not talking to me for a week."
"These things blow over," says the bartender, attempting to console him.
"You don't understand. Today is the last day!"
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