I'm having a BLAH day...

[sweet angel]

Why in the well would I want to prop them up and have a high squeaky voice again?

I'm not talking about puberty...I'm talking about old age. You know, all those old men in powder blue pants with the golf shirts and a hat, driving 5 mph in front of you...they all have droopy balls.

where did you find the step stool to smack me upside the head

Geez, how tall ARE you?

if women were to properly service them, there would be NO backup

You can service them yourself as well, no?


***EDIT -- IT'S FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yay!