Paradise Island - aka SLUTS-R-US

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Did anyone catch the new reality show last night called Paradise Island?

For those of you that missed it, here's the scenario:

A group of guys and girls are flown to an tropical resort called Paradise. The place looks ultra shee shee. The guys and girls have one week to "hook up" with a member of the opposite sex. There are 6 rooms and 13 people. You have to find a roommate of the opposite sex to bunk with. Basically, you gotta get laid in a week or you're sent back home. here's the catch.....

When you're sent back, a member of the studio audience in LA is flown out to replace you.

I was amazed at how fuckin desperate they got to find a roomie. What would possess anyone to publicly show that you're sleeping with a total stranger day one and possibly 5 others?

Here's your female cast:


Kirstin - 24, hairstylist arizona
Huge fake tits, killer body, nice smile. Friendly attitude.


Amy - 21, Pro Cheerleader
Total tomboy, decent body


Amanda - 22, Resort Concierge (she arranges for the hookers to be sent to your room)
great body, very snooty.


Charla - 21, waitress
Shy, flat and flat as a board. A little snooty


Melanie - 31, importer
The guys kept saying how old she looked. Nice body, very snooty


Toni - 28, bartender
Nice tits, nice body, real attitude