07-09-2003, 01:41 PM
Rooner, metal - you twirps are just jealous that my dick gets through doorways 2 minutes before I do.
And since toronto is here, she can be the cleaning lady. Soooooomebody has got to clean the piss off the toilet seat and bathroom floor.
Wait.....we have a bathroom? I thought we were using the houseplants. Nevermind....hottie, get your ass out of here with the froo-froo drinks and pink lace curtains. The only lace we need around here is around your waist as you dance the pole. Now get naked woman while I crank up the classic stripper song - ZZTOP's "she got legs".....
And since toronto is here, she can be the cleaning lady. Soooooomebody has got to clean the piss off the toilet seat and bathroom floor.
Wait.....we have a bathroom? I thought we were using the houseplants. Nevermind....hottie, get your ass out of here with the froo-froo drinks and pink lace curtains. The only lace we need around here is around your waist as you dance the pole. Now get naked woman while I crank up the classic stripper song - ZZTOP's "she got legs".....