07-09-2003, 02:10 PM
Quote:Originally posted by tinymike
Rooner, metal - you twirps are just jealous that my dick gets through doorways 2 minutes before I do.
And since toronto is here, she can be the cleaning lady. Soooooomebody has got to clean the piss off the toilet seat and bathroom floor.
Wait.....we have a bathroom? I thought we were using the houseplants. Nevermind....hottie, get your ass out of here with the froo-froo drinks and pink lace curtains. The only lace we need around here is around your waist as you dance the pole. Now get naked woman while I crank up the classic stripper song - ZZTOP's \"she got legs\".....
Of course there's a bathroom you neanderthol. And the medicine chest is filled with tampons and other assorted feminine hygiene products. Curling iron, blowdryer, facial creams, makeup, etc etc. Silly ass!

Now shut off that racket and I'll get the Barbara Streisand cd out. Then we can all bake some cookies and watch Thelma and Louise.
:kiss:
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