A thread worth crack and rooners attention

[Crack Hitler]

when i was in HS, i and a few other guys on the football team were outside a poolhall talking shit to another group from a rival school. anyways i got nailed from behind with a beerbottle and i was out. Anyways when i finally woke up, my friends had the guy who hit me with the beerbottle.duct taped and stuffed in my friends trunk. his buddies had all taken off when it got bad i guess. anyways we drove out to a field where nobody could bother us, untaped him and made him fight me fair. i'm not sure if he ever left the field, but the only thing that was moving on him when i was done were the bubbles of blood coming out his mouth and ears.