Fuck Me Boots

[Toronto Hottie]

I'm a boot girl. Always have been.

My favourite boots are my thigh boots, otherwise known as fuck me boots.l

They're black, inch high heels, and come up just past my knees.

Here's my dilemma: I've had said boots for a couple of years now. I take excellent care of all of the boots in my collection. However, my fuckmeboots no longer "stay up". They goddamn slide down to my calfs all the time and irritate the snot out of me.

I tried taking them to the drycleaners, as they're lycra/cotton, they said "we don't do boots". I tried taking them to the boot repair shop, they said "we don't do laundry".

Any tips ladies? (or male cross-dressers)